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Why did you hit your birthday cake from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthdayHe from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

What did the birthday balloon say to from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."

What is your favourite type of birthday from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

It was Grandpa Jones th birthday and from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained "I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years." "How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?" we asked. "It's simple" he said. "When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk."

Joe was sitting at a bar He from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. "I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted." "Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?" "Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thingI told from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

I remember when the candle shop burned from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'"

A St Louis mother telephoned the capital from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"

BoyFriend Why didnt you give me anything from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

A man who forgets his wifes birthday from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

Fred Do you like the dictionary I from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.

Fred I was going to buy you from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.

What did the burglar give his wife from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

Whats the greatest birthday present Hard to from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.

Dad bought Mum a bonechina tea set from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!

Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

Will you come to my party on from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!

I forgot my brothers birthday last month from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

Grandma is it exciting being It certainly from Flashcomment Birthday jokes Jokes
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.